Wake up.
Or everyone finds out.

Set your time. Hit the button before it. Miss it, and your X account posts that you slept in — to everyone who follows you.

Your alarm
7:30 AM
Fires in 00:10
Y
You @yourhandle

It's 7:30 AM & I am still not awake because I wanted to be a bitch today… first person to reply to this message I will venmo or cashapp $10.

This posts if you don't hit the button.
How it works

Three steps. Then it's out of your hands.

STEP 1

Connect X

One tap on x.com. We only ever post the alarm — nothing else, never without a missed morning.

STEP 2

Pick your time

Any time, any days, your timezone. Write the post yourself, or keep the original.

STEP 3

Beat the clock

Open the app and hit the button before your time. That's the whole game.

Straight answers

What it actually does.

It's free. No card, no trial, no upgrade screen.
One post, maximum, per missed morning. It can't spam your account.
Test mode is on when you sign up. Run the whole thing for a few days without anything going public.
Take days off. Mark vacations ahead of time. Weekends are off unless you add them.
Disconnect whenever. One button removes our access to your X account for good.

Set it tonight. Find out tomorrow.

Create your account

Free. Starts in test mode — nothing posts until you say so.